1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,980 Sammy, want to play ball? 2 00:00:02,220 --> 00:00:06,240 Ready? Ready? Ready? Go get it! Go get it! Go get it! 3 00:00:08,420 --> 00:00:09,420 Greg, 4 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:13,060 if you weren't allergic to dogs, would you have still wanted to have a child? 5 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:14,560 That is ridiculous. 6 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,000 Good boy, Sammy. Good boy. Good boy. Here's your treat. 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,000 Hey, do you guys have any stamps? 8 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:24,560 Well, I used to have a hundred of them out in the kitchen drawer until somebody 9 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:29,220 decided to enter the KZLA Dixie Chicks Barbecue in Your Backyard contest. 10 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:34,640 Yeah, well, we'll see who's laughing when I'm out back with the chicks 11 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,040 keg singing goodbye, Earl. 12 00:00:38,020 --> 00:00:40,120 Why don't you give it to me? I have to go by the post office anyway. 13 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:41,340 Oh, great, thanks. 14 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,220 Oh, you got called for jury duty? 15 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:46,540 Yeah, I guess that's what I get for voting. 16 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,520 Luckily, all you have to do to get out of it, though, is fill out the form, 17 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:51,520 it in. 18 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:53,660 What do you mean? You can't get out of it. 19 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,239 Sure I can. 20 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:58,160 I have two kids to take care of. Look, there's even a little box to check. 21 00:00:58,460 --> 00:00:59,800 Sole provider of child care. 22 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,040 I love kids. It's the best thing they've done for me since they got me in the 23 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:04,039 carpool lane. 24 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:08,060 Christine, I'll watch the kids. You really need to do this. 25 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,360 Why? Because it's your civic duty. 26 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:15,060 The judicial system depends on people like us. We the people in order to form 27 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:16,940 more perfect union, establish justice. 28 00:01:17,340 --> 00:01:18,340 Hey, I remember that. 29 00:01:19,060 --> 00:01:20,060 Remember this one? 30 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:23,460 Lolly, lolly, lolly, get your average young. 31 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,280 Kim, look, everybody gets out of jury duty, okay? 32 00:01:27,580 --> 00:01:28,580 Fine, don't go. 33 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,140 You know, we take a lot for granted in this country. 34 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,140 And we forget that people fought to give us our freedom. 35 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:41,900 They gave their lives, Christine. 36 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:46,160 All our country is asking you to do is sacrifice a little time. 37 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,960 A little time to be an American. 38 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,480 Fine, I'll go. 39 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,700 I'll be a stupid American. 40 00:01:58,450 --> 00:02:02,070 One day that woman is going to be the shortest, cutest president this country 41 00:02:02,070 --> 00:02:03,070 has ever seen. 42 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:32,770 So this is your first day with all three kids, huh? Yeah. 43 00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:36,390 Hey, do you want to join us for lunch? We're going to grab something to eat at 44 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,089 the zoo. 45 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:40,810 Gosh, I'd love to eat at the hot, stinky zoo, but I already have reservations to 46 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:42,450 eat at a port -a -potty down by the bus station. 47 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:46,490 Well, here you go, Kim. They're all yours. 48 00:02:47,050 --> 00:02:48,490 Hey, Christine, you look nice. 49 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:49,770 Oh, thanks. 50 00:02:50,090 --> 00:02:52,510 I've never worn this outfit since last time I was in court. 51 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:54,370 I thought this was your first time on a jury. 52 00:02:54,590 --> 00:02:56,470 On a jury, yes. In front of a jury, no. 53 00:02:57,950 --> 00:02:59,110 Well, be careful today. 54 00:02:59,870 --> 00:03:02,810 We're going to be close to some delinquents who probably would have 55 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:05,850 the difference between right and wrong. Well, thanks, but I think they keep us a 56 00:03:05,850 --> 00:03:07,210 pretty safe distance from the criminals. 57 00:03:07,430 --> 00:03:09,070 No, I was talking to Kim. 58 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:11,490 Bye. 59 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:14,370 So any special instructions for the kids? 60 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:18,210 No, just, you know, feed them and stuff. 61 00:03:19,790 --> 00:03:23,310 Try to enjoy yourself. Remember, you're doing a good thing. 62 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:26,030 All right. 63 00:03:26,350 --> 00:03:27,890 Who's ready to have some fun? 64 00:03:45,479 --> 00:03:46,479 I failed. 65 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,000 Again? Are you freaking kidding me? 66 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,100 Hey, honey. 67 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:55,500 Yeah, right. 68 00:03:57,740 --> 00:03:59,260 Sammy in his pajamas so early. 69 00:03:59,460 --> 00:04:01,060 He never got out of them. We didn't leave the house. 70 00:04:02,420 --> 00:04:03,820 Here, here. Sammy needs a bath. 71 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,660 There's a bowl of spaghetti spilled on the couch. 72 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,500 And this one needs to be canked again. 73 00:04:08,860 --> 00:04:12,100 I don't understand it. All he would eat today was four raisins. 74 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:16,459 What the hell is going on in that body that turns this much raisin into this 75 00:04:16,459 --> 00:04:17,459 much poop? 76 00:04:21,579 --> 00:04:22,580 Where are you going? 77 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:25,440 Crazy. Well, say hello to my Aunt Linda when you get there. 78 00:04:29,930 --> 00:04:32,270 Jimmy's watching TV with the kids. Are you okay? 79 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:36,770 Today was nothing but screaming, running around in confusion. 80 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:41,510 Like the first ten minutes of Saving Private Ryan with goldfish crackers 81 00:04:41,510 --> 00:04:42,510 of bullets. 82 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:47,450 Look, three kids is a lot to handle. I mean, maybe you can't do it. 83 00:04:47,690 --> 00:04:49,850 Oh, I can do it. I just wish it were easier. 84 00:04:50,570 --> 00:04:53,190 Well, maybe if you tell Christine you're having a hard time. No, I'm not going 85 00:04:53,190 --> 00:04:54,190 to complain to Christine. 86 00:04:54,590 --> 00:04:57,090 This whole thing was my idea in the first place. 87 00:04:58,270 --> 00:04:59,270 Oh, God. 88 00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:00,310 I'm so exhausted. 89 00:05:01,110 --> 00:05:03,810 Well, I'm sure it'll be easier tomorrow. 90 00:05:04,210 --> 00:05:05,270 Oh, no. Tomorrow? 91 00:05:05,830 --> 00:05:09,530 What? I was going to take Sammy to Mommy and Me class, but I can't bring all 92 00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:10,530 three of them. 93 00:05:10,950 --> 00:05:14,810 I guess we'll just be stuck in the house again. God help me. 94 00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:20,630 Well, hopefully Christine will be done soon. I mean, maybe it'll be a short 95 00:05:20,630 --> 00:05:22,670 trial. It's already too long. 96 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:31,480 I am so tired. I don't think I sat down once today. 97 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:37,220 Man, oh, man. 98 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:41,700 Oh, man. 99 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:50,720 Hey, how was your day? 100 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:52,920 Oh, well. 101 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:53,739 Hi, baby. 102 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:56,940 Hi. When I got there, they told me that I'd have to sit and wait until I got 103 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:57,940 picked for a case. 104 00:05:57,950 --> 00:05:58,709 Oh, that sucks. 105 00:05:58,710 --> 00:06:02,810 Well, that's what I thought. But then, you know, I got a cup of coffee, put my 106 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:05,110 feet up, started reading my book, and then I realized something. 107 00:06:05,890 --> 00:06:06,890 No kids. 108 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:11,730 And it was in that moment that I realized that this is the greatest 109 00:06:11,730 --> 00:06:12,730 the face of the earth. 110 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:16,970 Yeah, I realized that a long time ago when I got my first unemployment check. 111 00:06:18,390 --> 00:06:20,670 Man, it was so great. You know, I forgot how... 112 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:25,230 Nice it is to just sit quietly knowing that there's no way a child is going to 113 00:06:25,230 --> 00:06:28,230 come running into the room yelling, Mommy, look where I can put my finger. 114 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:32,310 So did you get on a case? 115 00:06:32,610 --> 00:06:33,970 Yeah, yeah, I did around two. 116 00:06:34,330 --> 00:06:38,190 And I was kind of bummed I had to stop reading my book. But, you know, it was 117 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,490 interesting watching all the lawyers argue and stuff. 118 00:06:40,930 --> 00:06:44,670 It's kind of like watching a practice, only everybody was older and not as 119 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:45,670 attractive. 120 00:06:46,850 --> 00:06:48,270 It's more like law and order. Yeah. 121 00:06:52,270 --> 00:06:52,969 Do me a favor. 122 00:06:52,970 --> 00:06:55,910 Don't tell Kim I'm having a good time. You know, I don't want to rub it in her 123 00:06:55,910 --> 00:06:58,790 face since she's stuck here with the kids all day, you know? No problem. 124 00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:00,830 Hey, Christine, how was jury duty? 125 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:03,890 Just a bunch of sitting around doing nothing. 126 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:07,290 Well, you're a good person for doing it. Yes, I am. 127 00:07:09,270 --> 00:07:11,370 Jimmy, is there any way you can take off work tomorrow? 128 00:07:11,730 --> 00:07:12,730 No, why? 129 00:07:13,470 --> 00:07:17,270 Well, I'm not supposed to say anything, but Kim is having a hard time looking 130 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,310 after all three kids. 131 00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:20,450 I bet she is. My kids can be a handful. 132 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:26,330 We've had people ask if we hit them, and when we say no, they ask if they can. 133 00:07:32,450 --> 00:07:35,510 I don't know. It's just I feel bad for Kim. I wish I could help her. 134 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:37,670 Yeah, it's too bad we don't live back east anymore. 135 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:40,710 It's like whenever we needed someone to help out with the kid, we'd just dump 136 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:41,810 him in one of the grandmother's houses. 137 00:07:42,850 --> 00:07:46,170 That's not a bad idea. Maybe I should fly Jenny out here for a week. No, no, 138 00:07:46,230 --> 00:07:50,270 no, no. Bad idea. We do not want their mother out here, okay? She is the reason 139 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,990 we moved the families to the other side of the country in the first place. 140 00:07:54,570 --> 00:07:55,570 Yeah, you're right. 141 00:07:56,630 --> 00:07:58,290 Hey, why don't you fly my mom out? What? 142 00:07:58,650 --> 00:08:01,270 She could help. She loves the kids, and she's dying to see Los Angeles. 143 00:08:02,410 --> 00:08:04,990 You think she can get out here right away? I could get her on the next flight 144 00:08:04,990 --> 00:08:05,989 you want me to. 145 00:08:05,990 --> 00:08:09,630 Sounds great. But look, don't tell Kim this was my idea. She would kill me if 146 00:08:09,630 --> 00:08:11,150 Christine found out she was complaining. 147 00:08:11,670 --> 00:08:13,630 Here, take my credit card. No, I don't need that. 148 00:08:14,110 --> 00:08:16,550 What, you're going to pay? No, I got the number memorized up here. 149 00:08:21,410 --> 00:08:24,630 It's going to be great, man. You've never met my mom. I know. I know. I'm 150 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:26,270 looking forward to it. We have a lot in common. 151 00:08:26,710 --> 00:08:29,370 We can talk about what it's like to carry you for nine months. 152 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:36,750 Morning. Hey. 153 00:08:37,630 --> 00:08:38,630 Where's Christine? 154 00:08:38,650 --> 00:08:39,669 She left for jury duty. 155 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:41,850 Already? 156 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:44,990 I thought it didn't start till 8. 157 00:08:45,470 --> 00:08:50,430 Uh, yeah, I think you've got to get there early to say the Pledge of 158 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:51,430 or something. 159 00:08:53,530 --> 00:08:56,170 Oh, well, I guess I'll just take the kids now. 160 00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:58,590 I don't really need to shower. 161 00:09:01,430 --> 00:09:05,570 Uh, look, Kim, I've been feeling really bad about the fact that you've had to 162 00:09:05,570 --> 00:09:06,590 take care of all three kids. 163 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:07,890 Oh, it's not that bad. 164 00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:12,030 Well, no, but it could be better. So, uh, I got a little surprise for you. 165 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,740 My mother's coming out to help. 166 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,080 You're kidding. 167 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,120 Yeah, she's flying out today. 168 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:18,520 Hey, that's great. 169 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:22,460 Wow, Kim, that's pretty thoughtful, huh? I mean, now you're going to have some 170 00:09:22,460 --> 00:09:23,460 help. Yeah. 171 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,080 Daddy, a taxi just drove up. 172 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:29,880 Taxi drove up? That's Grandma. Come on. Come on. Hey, this is great. 173 00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:31,220 Problem solved. 174 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:33,060 I can't believe Jimmy did this. 175 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:34,720 Why? 176 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,800 It's hard enough taking care of three kids without that crazy lady to deal 177 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:41,980 What do you mean crazy? 178 00:09:42,350 --> 00:09:44,990 You know how in every town there's a woman who wanders up and down the street 179 00:09:44,990 --> 00:09:47,130 her bathrobe, curlers in her hair, swearing at people? 180 00:09:47,410 --> 00:09:48,410 That's Jimmy's mom. 181 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:51,350 No. That woman used to complain about Jimmy's mom. 182 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:57,050 Well, even if she's not perfect, it'll be nice having an extra pair of hands 183 00:09:57,050 --> 00:09:58,050 around, right? 184 00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:00,310 Jimmy! 185 00:10:02,450 --> 00:10:04,990 Look at you, you little spark plug. 186 00:10:05,470 --> 00:10:06,470 Hi, Kitty. 187 00:10:07,630 --> 00:10:08,630 Some house. 188 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,900 Looks like you roped in a rich boy. 189 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:14,660 Who are you? 190 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:15,920 Mom, that's Greg. 191 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,280 Hi. Huh. 192 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,200 You're a cute one. 193 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,460 Bet you're good in the sack, too, huh? 194 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:25,080 Well, I give it my all. 195 00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:28,040 Yeah, skinny ones always try harder. 196 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:32,980 Here, I brought something for the kids. Oh, what's this? 197 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,700 A pack of firecrackers. 198 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,280 I heard you can't get them in California. 199 00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:41,250 Hey, look, why don't you come out back? I'll show you where we live. 200 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:42,650 I'm starving. 201 00:10:42,930 --> 00:10:45,250 Kimmy, could you throw some bacon on for me? 202 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:46,709 Sure, Kitty. 203 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:47,710 Make it crispy. 204 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,990 Ooh, leather chair. 205 00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:02,210 It's not bad. 206 00:11:03,190 --> 00:11:04,190 Yeah. 207 00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:08,160 Anyone think this guy isn't guilty? 208 00:11:10,940 --> 00:11:11,940 Good, good. 209 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:15,020 Let's vote so we can get out of him back to our lives. 210 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:19,060 Shove hands. Who says he's guilty? 211 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:28,100 I just don't think we should rush into anything. 212 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:32,480 We have a responsibility to take this seriously. This is a man's life we're 213 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,480 talking about. 214 00:11:34,190 --> 00:11:35,650 And they haven't given us lunch yet. 215 00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:47,370 Kitty, why are they eating sugar? 216 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,550 It keeps them busy. 217 00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:54,690 It also makes them hyper, ruins their appetite, and rots their teeth. 218 00:11:54,970 --> 00:11:58,670 Oh, please. Those are baby teeth, sweetheart. You could brush them every 219 00:11:58,670 --> 00:12:00,450 minutes. They're still gonna fall out. 220 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,280 What is he watching? 221 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:07,240 Some kid's show on HBO, Wizard of Oz or something. 222 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:10,620 That's not the Wizard of Oz. That's Oz. 223 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,140 I'll be right back. 224 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,220 Grandma, I don't ever want to go to prison. 225 00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:21,680 Good boy, Dominic. 226 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,440 Hey. 227 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:24,840 What a day at work. 228 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:26,640 Oh, Timmy, you're back. 229 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,500 Listen, could you do me a favor and watch the kids while I run to the 230 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,500 store? Sure thing. 231 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,300 Nonsense. The man... has been working hard all day. He didn't want to come 232 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,300 and do women's work. 233 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,860 You go get yourself a beer and relax. 234 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,860 We got everything under control. 235 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,940 Oh, thanks, Mom. It's great to have you here. Oh, well. 236 00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:46,180 Feels good to help out, honey. 237 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:51,860 Well, I guess I'll just have to wait till Greg gets home to go to the store. 238 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:53,379 Nonsense. Go. 239 00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:54,380 Go to the store. 240 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,390 It's a lot to handle with three. Maybe I'll take mine with me. 241 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,050 Whatever. 242 00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:07,430 Here you go. 243 00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:14,710 You know what? They love to ride in the cart. Maybe I'll take all three. 244 00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:17,650 Come on, Dominic. 245 00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:19,970 Suit yourself. 246 00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:23,290 Oh, would you get me a new lighter when you're there? 247 00:13:24,210 --> 00:13:26,150 Dominic broke mine playing with it out back. 248 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,360 This is some of the best Kung Pao I've ever had. Does anybody mind if I kill 249 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:36,859 this off? 250 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,460 Come on, Christine, the guy did it. 251 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:41,380 We saw him on the videotape robbing the liquor store. 252 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,380 Maybe the videotape was altered. 253 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:51,220 Why would someone pay thousands of dollars to alter a videotape to 254 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:52,720 man for stealing $500? 255 00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:55,260 Love. 256 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,280 Right? Love can make you do crazy things. 257 00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:08,250 I have two kids. I barely get out of the house, and when I do, it's usually to 258 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:09,250 the doctor's office. 259 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:11,770 It's the closest thing to a vacation I've had in five years. 260 00:14:13,210 --> 00:14:14,230 Please don't make me leave. 261 00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:19,130 Well, I'm sorry, but some of us want to get back to our lives. 262 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:23,450 Fine. I guess I knew it couldn't last forever. 263 00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:24,449 Thank you. 264 00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:25,450 All right. 265 00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:27,070 Show of hands. 266 00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:28,790 Who says he's guilty? 267 00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:39,570 I have four kids at home. Two have the stomach flu. 268 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:41,550 We're not going anywhere. 269 00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:44,030 Now you're talking. 270 00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:45,510 Come on. 271 00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:49,190 You know, I gotta admit, this is better than going to work. 272 00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,370 My boss is a jerk. 273 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:54,110 Yeah. Yeah, a jerk. Who needs that, huh? 274 00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:57,990 Well, it's either sitting in here or moving pianos. Oh, well, pianos are a 275 00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:59,210 bitch. You know, they're heavy. 276 00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:00,550 Yeah, you got that right. 277 00:15:01,790 --> 00:15:04,490 Okay, well, come on, everyone. Let's vote again. 278 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,190 Who wants to stay? 279 00:15:11,599 --> 00:15:15,680 Oh, come on. Look, we'll all vote guilty eventually. Let's just, you know, hang 280 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:16,680 out for a while. 281 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:25,060 You think if we asked to look at the security tape again, they'd get us a 282 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,780 Now you're thinking. 283 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:30,080 Hey, who hasn't seen Cannonball Run? 284 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:49,960 life. 285 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,180 Well, thanks for nothing. 286 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,260 So what are you doing today? 287 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,020 Same thing as yesterday. 288 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,500 Protect the kids from Keith Richards in there. 289 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,640 This milk smells like smoke. 290 00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:03,540 Everything smells like smoke. 291 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:07,080 I swear I could put up with almost all of her other behavior. She just didn't 292 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,140 smoke in the house. 293 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,980 Why don't you ask her to smoke outside? 294 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:13,160 Oh, it's not worth it. She's only here for a while. 295 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,040 Deal with it. I just feel bad for you. 296 00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:17,890 Why? It's not your fault she's here. 297 00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:19,490 You're right. It's not. It's Jimmy's. 298 00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:22,390 I don't smell bacon. 299 00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,410 I'm going to go see Sammy's up. 300 00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:33,550 So, uh, Kitty, we're really glad you could come out here and help with the 301 00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:36,750 Oh, well, they're just so cute, especially yours. 302 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,690 How'd he get that blonde hair? 303 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:40,590 You sure he's yours, right? 304 00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:44,190 Yeah, yeah, but thanks for asking. 305 00:16:44,490 --> 00:16:45,490 Look, uh... 306 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:51,720 Kitty, could I ask you a favor? I mean, could you not smoke in the house? I 307 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,020 mean, it's really not good for the kids. 308 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:57,780 Oh, honey, don't worry about it. When the kids are around, I blow the smoke 309 00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:58,780 straight up. 310 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,220 The kids are way down here. 311 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,819 I still think Kim would rather you probably smoke outside. 312 00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:08,899 Oh, really? 313 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,160 Why didn't she just say so? 314 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:14,319 Well, because, you know, you're a guest in our house. She doesn't want to make 315 00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:15,319 you feel uncomfortable. 316 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:18,380 Oh, hell. It'd take a lot more than that to make me feel uncomfortable. 317 00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:22,619 You're talking to the woman that got caught peeing behind a tree at her own 318 00:17:22,619 --> 00:17:23,619 wedding. 319 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:33,300 Well, good, because there's a couple of other things that sort of bother Kim 320 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,160 also. Oh, like what? 321 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:39,160 Like how you give the kids all that sugar and how you let them play with 322 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:43,100 lighter and how you taught them to take off the childproof cap on all your 323 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,100 prescription bottles. 324 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,160 nails were with. 325 00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:54,020 But still, you know, it's just not the kind of thing Kim thinks a grandparent 326 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:55,120 should be teaching the kids. 327 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:56,660 Oh, I see. 328 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,300 Well, I hope I haven't offended you. I mean, the last thing I'd want to do is 329 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:05,240 upset you. Oh, no, you haven't upset me. 330 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,800 It's this little twig that's puked on my picnic. 331 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:13,480 If you had a problem with me, why didn't you just say so? 332 00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:18,200 I didn't say anything. You didn't have to. You sent your little errand boy to 333 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,200 it for you. 334 00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:21,840 No, I didn't, Greg. What did you do? 335 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,040 He told me what a lousy grandmother I am. 336 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,380 You said that to my mother? 337 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:27,700 Oh. 338 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,360 Mom, why don't you go out to the car? Take us all out for breakfast. 339 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:32,760 Well, aren't you sweet? 340 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,740 How'd you ever get that way being raised by such a horrible woman? 341 00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:43,040 Look, you know something? I know my mother might not be perfect, but you 342 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,040 at least be nice to her. 343 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,720 Her coming out here was your idea in the first place. 344 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,640 Well, that was crazy, huh? 345 00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:58,160 Do you know I've never cheated on you? 346 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,540 Never even thought about it. 347 00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:06,440 It was your idea to bring her out here? Oh, you're still on that. 348 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,760 You know, I flew her out here to help you. I mean, I didn't know she was 349 00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:14,000 That's why I just talked to her. I was trying to help again. 350 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,760 What makes you think I wanted you to help me? Well, you keep complaining to 351 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,980 about how hard it is. Why do you complain to me if you don't want me to 352 00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:22,680 something? I just wanted you to listen. 353 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:23,899 Well, I did. 354 00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:26,540 I listened, and then I tried to fix it. 355 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,300 Actually, Batman can't fly. 356 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,720 Is that really important? 357 00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:47,220 It is to the citizens of Gotham. 358 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:53,440 Fine. So you're telling me that every time you complain about work, you want 359 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,100 to march down to your office and tell your boss that he's upset, my little 360 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:58,980 Greggy? Come on, Kim. That's different. That's my job. 361 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:03,320 Well, as unglamorous as it sounds, taking care of things around here is my 362 00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:05,940 And if I run into a problem, I'll deal with it. 363 00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:12,890 All you want me to do is listen, and that's what I'll do. 364 00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:15,350 Thank you. 365 00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:18,730 Hey, you know what? 366 00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:21,530 If I really don't have to solve the problem, then I really don't have to 367 00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:23,830 I just have to be in the room with my eyes open. 368 00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:26,270 But I'm going to listen. 369 00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:44,790 decision yet. I confess, he got sick of waiting. 370 00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:49,790 Oh, wow. Well, I guess that's it. 371 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,250 Wait a second. Wait a second. 372 00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:57,150 Nobody really knows we're done, right? So, what do you guys say? We all meet 373 00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:58,310 tomorrow for a matinee, huh? 374 00:20:58,990 --> 00:20:59,990 Nah. 375 00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:01,910 Outlet ball?